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      <title><![CDATA[[166] constantly get asked if I'm gay]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[I'm a guy... and I'm almost embarassed to admit it, but when I try to talk to girls they always ask me if I'm gay all the time.  It's seriously disturbing because I'm not, and I don't dress metro or anything... I don't get it!  I need a good comeback to make sure they know I'm a real man!<br />
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      <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:55:39 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[[85] Girls turning me down]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[Whenever I work up the courage to go up and talk to a girl, usually they turn me down.  Sometimes it's very harsh, I don't know why.  It's seriously affecting my self esteem... anyone got a good line?<br />
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<b>[12 votes] Solution #4: none</b>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:30:51 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[[102] Boss blows my spot in front of others]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[My Boss continually berates me and blows my spot around his bosses.  If I don't stop these things from happening, I'm going to be the laughingstock of the company at meetings!  Help!  My boss is some old fat 50 year old dude and I'm just the new guy out of college.  My comeback is gonna have to be witty because I can't insult him outright.<br />
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      <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:43:48 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[[2] He doesn't stop with the insults]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[My friend is such a pretentious douche. All he does is talk about how amazing and awesome is he every time I talk to him. He doesn't stop! He seems to have a very skewed self image of himself and his ego. I need some really good stuff to say to him to bring that ego back down. help!<br />
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<b>[-4 votes] Solution #1: none</b>
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<b>[2 votes] Solution #2: Bible</b>
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Proverbs 16:18:<br /><br />Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.<br />
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<b>[0 votes] Solution #3: comeback</b>
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Ask him how he gets that big fat head of his through the neck of his shirt.  And tell him if he weren't so insecure, he wouldn't feel the need to convince you that he's so damned great.  If he still won't stop, ask how many friends he has.  REAL friends... That should shut him up for a couple of minutes...  <br />
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 14:01:23 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[[68] my peeps on the block hatin]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[My peoples on the block where I slang them rocks keep mouthin off I think cuz GQ don't cut them no deals..  It's an insult to me though cuz they callin me some fake ass ganstah just cuz I look too fly..  I tells them you best be watchin yo mouf or else... but they just laugh at me.. I can't take much mo disrespect, help your boy GQ before some homies in south central bronx gets clapped<br />
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<b>[47 votes] Solution #1: make dem feel stupid for messing wit me</b>
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<b>[68 votes] Solution #2: wit</b>
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<b>[0 votes] Solution #3: Idiot.</b>
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No, they're calling you a "some fake ass ganstah" because you ARE.  You have excellent writing and language skills, your grammar is perfect, you even spelled 'too' and 'to' correctly in the proper places.  You tried to use the terms and words, but even spelled THEM so we'd all know what you are saying.  You didn't capitalize, but obviously you are educated.  Stop being a fake or keep being ridiculed.  Idiot.<br />
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:35:46 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[[84] my brother makes fun of me]]></title>
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      <description><![CDATA[my older brother (26) makes fun of me (19/M) constantly.  He has a PH.D. in English and Linguistics and is constantly calling me stupid.  He is really killing my confidence, but I have no idea what I can say that would make him stop!  Help!<br />
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      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:25:24 -0400</pubDate>
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