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  constantly get asked if I'm gay  
Written by loluste the 21 Aug 09 at 11:55. Global category: Intelligence. New
I'm a guy... and I'm almost embarassed to admit it, but when I try to talk to girls they always ask me if I'm gay all the time. It's seriously disturbing because I'm not, and I don't dress metro or anything... I don't get it! I need a good comeback to make sure they know I'm a real man!
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Comeback #1: Good info
Written by loluste the 21 Aug 09 at 11:55. Report as spam / irrelevant
Very nice site!
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Comeback #2: Good info
Written by admin the 21 Aug 09 at 12:03. Report as spam / irrelevant
Very nice site!
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Comeback #3: Good info edit
Written by the 21 Aug 09 at 18:47. Report as spam / irrelevant
Very nice site!
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Comeback #4: Good info
Written by Alaskaraven the 22 Aug 09 at 07:36. Report as spam / irrelevant
Very nice site!

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  Girls turning me down  
Written by cluthi the 13 Aug 09 at 15:30. Global category: Love. New
Whenever I work up the courage to go up and talk to a girl, usually they turn me down. Sometimes it's very harsh, I don't know why. It's seriously affecting my self esteem... anyone got a good line?
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Comeback #1:
Written by cluthi the 13 Aug 09 at 15:30. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Written by gqganstah the 13 Aug 09 at 15:33. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Written by driches the 13 Aug 09 at 15:41. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Comeback #4: none edit
Written by the 19 Aug 09 at 16:38. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Comeback #5: chillax edit
Written by the 20 Aug 09 at 13:42. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Comeback #6:
Written by Alaskaraven the 22 Aug 09 at 08:00. Report as spam / irrelevant

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  Boss blows my spot in front of others  
Written by stabistouos the 12 Aug 09 at 16:43. Global category: Money. New
My Boss continually berates me and blows my spot around his bosses. If I don't stop these things from happening, I'm going to be the laughingstock of the company at meetings! Help! My boss is some old fat 50 year old dude and I'm just the new guy out of college. My comeback is gonna have to be witty because I can't insult him outright.
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Written by stabistouos the 12 Aug 09 at 16:43. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Written by vojechuvafra the 12 Aug 09 at 16:49. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Written by drisluj the 13 Aug 09 at 15:56. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Comeback #4: Linkz edit
Written by the 19 Aug 09 at 23:07. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Comeback #5: Linkz edit
Written by the 20 Aug 09 at 13:50. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Written by Alaskaraven the 22 Aug 09 at 07:47. Report as spam / irrelevant

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  He doesn't stop with the insults  
Written by baffledgrl the 3 Aug 09 at 14:01. Global category: Misc. New
My friend is such a pretentious douche. All he does is talk about how amazing and awesome is he every time I talk to him. He doesn't stop! He seems to have a very skewed self image of himself and his ego. I need some really good stuff to say to him to bring that ego back down. help!
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Comeback #1: none
Written by baffledgrl the 3 Aug 09 at 14:01. Report as spam / irrelevant
none
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Comeback #2: Bible edit
Written by the 4 Aug 09 at 15:58. Report as spam / irrelevant
Proverbs 16:18:

Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
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Comeback #3: comeback
Written by Alaskaraven the 22 Aug 09 at 08:14. Report as spam / irrelevant
Ask him how he gets that big fat head of his through the neck of his shirt. And tell him if he weren't so insecure, he wouldn't feel the need to convince you that he's so damned great. If he still won't stop, ask how many friends he has. REAL friends... That should shut him up for a couple of minutes...

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  my peeps on the block hatin  
Written by gqganstah the 3 Aug 09 at 13:35. Global category: Respect. New
My peoples on the block where I slang them rocks keep mouthin off I think cuz GQ don't cut them no deals.. It's an insult to me though cuz they callin me some fake ass ganstah just cuz I look too fly.. I tells them you best be watchin yo mouf or else... but they just laugh at me.. I can't take much mo disrespect, help your boy GQ before some homies in south central bronx gets clapped
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Comeback #1: make dem feel stupid for messing wit me
Written by gqganstah the 3 Aug 09 at 13:35. Report as spam / irrelevant
righ now pick between my tec 9 or mac 10
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Comeback #2: wit
Written by stabistouos the 12 Aug 09 at 16:38. Report as spam / irrelevant
you better watch your mouth before more than just your supply of yay gets cut
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Comeback #3: Idiot.
Written by Alaskaraven the 22 Aug 09 at 08:08. Report as spam / irrelevant
No, they're calling you a "some fake ass ganstah" because you ARE. You have excellent writing and language skills, your grammar is perfect, you even spelled 'too' and 'to' correctly in the proper places. You tried to use the terms and words, but even spelled THEM so we'd all know what you are saying. You didn't capitalize, but obviously you are educated. Stop being a fake or keep being ridiculed. Idiot.

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  my brother makes fun of me  
Written by troubleshooting the 2 Aug 09 at 19:25. Global category: Intelligence. New
my older brother (26) makes fun of me (19/M) constantly. He has a PH.D. in English and Linguistics and is constantly calling me stupid. He is really killing my confidence, but I have no idea what I can say that would make him stop! Help!
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Written by troubleshooting the 2 Aug 09 at 19:25. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Comeback #2: Good info edit
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Comeback #3: Good info edit
Written by the 19 Aug 09 at 16:46. Report as spam / irrelevant
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Comeback #4: Good info edit
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Comeback #5:
Written by Alaskaraven the 22 Aug 09 at 07:53. Report as spam / irrelevant

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